lol, this reminds me too well of  certain someone…

B)

°□° < Why is this man so perfect!?

acylate:

apleasantdevil:

quebradiza:

harahiro | weeniehatgeneral

why did i search spongebob on soundcloud

spongebob

 #nothing in the world could have prepared me for that

I can’t do this right now

THIS IS SO GOOD

I CAN’T EVEN

novicehunter:

baconboop:

sirderpington:

ACTUALLY SCREAMING

//SCREAM

//CHOKING AND SCREAMING

KICKING AND SCREAMING WHILE CHOKING SOMEONE

Tom Hiddleston neck porn

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

My only explanation for this photograph is that he is kicking me in the chest to restart my heart.

It stopped because…. face.

I love this man.

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as